#
HOW DO WE KNOW SATURN WAS MARRIED MORE THN ONCE?
B'COZ IT HAS A LOT OF RINGS
# WHAT DID SATURN SAY TO JUPITER WHEN HE ASKED IF
HE COULD CALL HIM?
DON'T CALL ME , I 'LL GIVE U A RING!
# What did Neptune
say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime
#
IF A METEORITE HITS A PLANET, WHAT DO WE CALL THE ONES
THAT MISS?
METEO-WRONGS
# WHY WOULDN'T U WANT TO GIVE SATURN A BATH?
HE
WOULD LEAVE A RING AROUND THE TUB!
# Why couldn't the astronaut put on his moon boots?
Because he had missile toes.
# Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four quarters.
# What do you think happens when the sun gets tired?
It sets awhile! # Why is an astronaut like a football player?
They both want touchdowns!
#
What is an astronomical unit?
One
helluva big apartment.
# Why Ms. moon has left Mr. sun?
Because
he never wants to go out by the night with her..
# Jupiter came down to Earth one day and decided to help these two
criminals to rob a bank. Anyway, to make a long story short,
they got caught and the three of them found themselves in court.
The judge sentenced the two earthlings to fifteen years, and Jupiter
was a bit shocked when he was sentenced to ten years.
" But your honour" said Jupiter, "I
didn't even take part in the robbery!"
" Yes" said the judge. "But
you helped them ... Planet!".
# Black Holes are where God is dividing by zero.
# "It's a good thing the guy in charge of naming galaxies was into chocolate bars
and not Chinese food. Otherwise, the Milky Way might
have been named Moo Goo Gui Pan, and who wants to have
to learn about that?"
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