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You rock-et.

# What makes you think Marie Griffin is an alien?
She has three 'i's.

# What do moon peolple do when they get married?

They go off on their honeyearth!

# What kind of bulbs should you plant on the moon?
Light bulbs!

# Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
It was already full!

# What did the astronaut cook for lunch?
An unidentified frying object!

# How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
On flying saucers!

# Where does the marsian President live?
In the Greenhouse.

# Whom did they use in the Marsian version of King Kong?
The green Giant

# What's the Marsian currency?
Greenbacks

# Why is it that Capt. Kirk never tells marsian jokes at a party.
There may be some at the party.

# What drugs do Athlets on mars get tested for?
Fertilizer.

# Why is sunbathing not popular on Mars?
Marsians are affraid to 'wilt'.

# What is the name of the UN Peace troops on Mars?
Green peace.

# Why do marsians have 2 antennas on their head?
So they can receive in stereo.

# What's the biggest Hollyday on Mars?
St. Patricks day.

# What's the most popular snack on Mars?
Marsmallows.

# What do they call the elite troops on Mars?
Green Berets.

# What's the most populat Football Team on Mars?
The Green Bay Packers.

# Why do you see no Marsians tourists at the Grand Canyon?

Hey, it just looks like home.

# Why are tomatoes not popular on Mars?
Because nobody told them to wait until they turn red...

# What do you call the ID card on Mars?
Greencard

# Where do Martians drink beer ?
At a mars bar !

# How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
You rock-et !

# Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere !

# How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
They play astronauts and crosses !

# What did the alien say to the gas pump ?
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

# WHICH CHOCOLATE BARS DO U EAT IN SPACE?
MILKY-WAYS AND MARS BARS

# WHAT KIND OF SADDLE DO U PUT ON SPACE HORSE?
A SADDLE-LITE!

# HOW DID THE ASTRONAUT SERVE THE DRINKS?
IN SUNGLASSES!

# WHAT DO U GET WHEN U CROSS A COMET WITH A GUPPY?
A STARFISH!

# WHAT KIND OF PLATES DO THEY SERVE FOOD ON IN OUTER SPACE?
FLYING SAUCERS

# What did the Martian say when he landed in the vegetable garden?
Take me to your weeder?

# What do you do with a green alien?
Wait until it ripens.

# What's the most popular snack on Mars?
Marshmallows.

# Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.

His Friend: Was it any good?

Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.

His Friend: How come?

Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.

# Child: Why did the woman drop so much money on the moon?

Dad: I don't know, Son. Why don't you tell me why the woman dropped

so much money on the moon?

Child: She felt sorry for the poor craters!

# Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization...

SIMPLY SEND 6 TIMES 10 TO THE 50 ATOMS OF HYDROGEN TO THE STAR SYSTEM AT THE TOP OF THE LIST, CROSS OFF THAT STAR SYSTEM, THEN PUT YOUR STAR SYSTEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AND SEND IT TO 100 OTHER STAR SYSTEMS. WITHIN ONE TENTH OF A GALACTIC ROTATION YOU WILL RECEIVE ENOUGH HYDROGEN TO POWER YOUR CIVILIZATION UNTIL ENTROPY REACHES ITS MAXIMUM! IT REALLY WORKS!