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# What kind of ticks do you find on the moon?
Luna-ticks!

# What is an astronaut's favorite meal?
Launch!

#Where do trained astronauts eat their lunch?
In the "launch" room

# Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark Raver !

# Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To boldly go where no man has been before !

# What do you call a loony spaceman ?
An astronut !

# What do you call a space magician ?
A flying sorcerer !

#Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it is a little meatier (meteor)

# Do you know what a satellite is?
It's what you put on your horse if you're going to ride him after dark.

#How far can you see on a clear day?
93 Million miles...From here to the Sun.

#What is more useful: the sun or the moon?
The moon, because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the sun shines during the day when you don't need it.

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# After eating his first meal on the moon, the astronaut reported, "The food was good, but the place lacked atmosphere.

# Janet Reid was driving her daughter westward after the Malibu fires when the smoke in the sky made everything look surreal.
" Oh, Wendy, look at the sun," she told her daughter. "It looks like a big ball of fire."
The three-year-old preschooler replied: "It is a big ball of fire."

# There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your tax dollar will go farther.

# Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches.

# Several observatories have a no smoking policy in and around
the telescope and instrumentation as the smoke will coat the optics.

Maybe it is to avoid "discovering" a new nebula ?

# Two astronomers. One is looking through the telescope and the other is
standing next to him.

Astronomer No. 1: Hey! I can see Uranus!

Astronomer No. 2: That telescope must be a funny shape!