#What kind of poem can you find in outer space?
Uni-verse!

#What holds the moon up ?
Moon beams !

#What kind of light goes around the earth?
SATEL-LITE

#What did the boy star say to thegirl star?
I 'LL REALLY GLOW FOR U!

#What did the boy star say to thegirl star?
WITH AN ASTERIOD BELT

#What did the boy star say to thegirl star?
It has no 'air.

#What did the boy star say to thegirl star?
To change it's quarters

#What did the boy star say to thegirl star?
rocket

#What did the boy star say to thegirl star?
milky way

#What did the boy star say to thegirl star?
The galax-sea!

#Do you know how they put milk in the Milky Way?
They used the Big Dipper.

# Feathers are light.
The sun gives off light.
Therefore, the sun gives off feathers.

# We know that the sun is much farther away from us than the moon is, because we can see stars between us and the sun, but not between us and the moon.

# Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

# Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal
and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some
hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up
and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

" What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past
three.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and
insignificant.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some jerk
has stolen our tent."